Blogs. Blogging. Bloggers.

I hate them all.

There’s nothing more annoying than reading some bloody schmuck’s ill-conceived, poorly crafted and often hypocritical argument centered on why he or she greatly dislikes something.

They usually start with a very definitive sentence that makes them appear witty before going on to bash a certain topic without actually offering a constructive reason as to why they dislike it.

Blogs are stupid things.

Sometimes these word-smithing wizards will make fun of a popular celebrity using large words in paragraphs that run too long to make themselves look trendy and to divert attention away from the fact that they really don’t have an argument to make, that they are just selfishly throwing words out into a public forum in the hopes that every wayward thought will confuse and disorient the average reader to the point where their brains turn on autopilot, much like Tiger Woods during the All-Blonde Playmate Weekend at the Playboy Mansion.

And the way these self-centered people end their blogs! Usually by saying something that makes themselves look both pretentious and patronizing, no doubt.

Thank God I’m not like that.